1. lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

    lulz-time:

    Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

    (Source: exuberant-imperfection, via heartofthesword)

  2. 221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

Yeah there’s no need for violin-ce

    221bbarricade:

    zanetehaiden:

    snow-anne:

    king-for-a-vagina:

    benedicttcumberbatchh:

    carryonmy-assbutt:

    sassygayklavierspieler:

    fandombarf:

    alexander2539:

    fandombarf:

    There’s a dollar in my g string

    THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

    EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
    DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

    FUCKING VIOLINISTS

    THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

    IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

    This is just one massive train wreck

    String players can be a bit high-strung.

    y’all need to cellout

    Yeah there’s no need for violin-ce

    (via meggipeggi)

  3. jthenr-comics-vault:

Iron Man vs. Captain AmericaCivil War #3 (September 2006)Art by Steve McNiven

    jthenr-comics-vault:

    Iron Man vs. Captain America
    Civil War #3 (September 2006)
    Art by Steve McNiven

    (via smileprettybaby)

  4. darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

    darksigyn:

    mattg124:

    angrynerdyblogger:

    straight-up-juggahos:

    kendralynora:

    buginateacup:

    jaydenw:

    whitepajamas:

    automatonic-absinthe:

    isaia:

    rosswoodpark:

    time-for-maps:

    this changes everything oh my god

    do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

    I drive for 45 minutes and im like

    a city over 

    I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

     #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

    Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

    image

    If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

    If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

    image

    If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

    If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

    If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

    I can’t drive. 

    I will use this post to explain tumblr

    (via meggipeggi)

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